Quotes from Joel McHale

I love the challenge of an entire year has gone by and how has that affected the character you're playing.

All I care about is making jokes that are funny and making people laugh.

Yes, I would say my comedy is grunge, evidenced by the fact my jokes have put an end to big-hair glam comedy.

I don't think the NFL had the slightest intention of taking me, except as maybe a water boy.

My children do not know what it's like to flip around channels. They either go to Netflix, Apple TV, or they pull up YouTube, and they can watch their shows.

If you become famous and you start making money, then people want to give you things. It's the exact opposite of how it's supposed to be.

On 'The Soup,' we were never a political show.

Acting is what I'd always wanted to do; hosting 'The Soup' was more because of Greg Kinnear.

In prison, inmates sometimes use Cheetos and grape juice as makeup. I wouldn't use that beauty regimen around Britney Spears - she might lick your face off!

You have to have talent. You have to get the audition and then you have to nail the audition.

Netflix is just wonderful.

Follow what your head is telling you and work hard. That's the big secret.

It's important to have the right agent - people that are working hard for you. But an actor needs to be in control of their career no matter how good the representation is.

When E! ended the show, it wasn't because it was low-rated. It was because E! did not want to pay union rerun dues.

E! didn't like it when we'd make fun of clips from ESPN - they'd be like, 'That's sports! That's not our audience!'

If you have a dream, just lie about it. Lie your way unto your dreams.