Quotes from Sherrilyn Kenyon

Only a fool took a remote from a god.

I can't believe you cheated! (Phobos) I can't believe you didn't know it. Man, what kind of god are you? I never knew stupidity had a divine representative. Guess I was wrong, huh? (Deimos)

What made you so unforgiving? (Simone) Be grateful that you have the luxury of asking me that question. Pray to whatever god you worship that you'll always be ignorant. (Xypher)

I wonder why no one called the police about the rocket launcher? God knows my neighbors usually report it if I so much as fart in my backyard. (Bubba)

Then why can't I bully you into procreating? (Wulf) See! I'm the only human in history to have Viking yenta of his very own. God, how I wish my father had been a fertile man. (Chris)

(Nykyrian spun about at the sound, his blaster leveling at the body in the doorway.) Whoa. Friend! (He tapped his chest twice.) Really good guy. 'Member me? (Syn)

I miss the good old days when Daimons were warriors and combat trained. The ones I found tonight knew nothing about fighting, and I'm sick of the whole 'my gun will solve all' mentality. (Wulf)

No one has ever touched me like you do. You're like a whisper. Gentle, soft. Soothing. In my world, the people only shout and scream. But you… you're my haven. " … "God, you're good

I learned the bad guys are not always bad, the good guys are not always good.

No good deed goes unpunished- Syn

As Nietzsche said, 'that which doesn't kill you– '(Alexion) Will only require brief hospitalization. And if you're a Dark-Hunter, just a good day's sleep. (Danger)

Like this cake. It's really very good. (Arik) As the girth to my hips will attest. (Geary)

But as the Roman playwright Terence once wrote, From many a bad beginning great friendships have formed

You have to learn to smile through your pain. Sometimes it's all we got.

So help me, I won't rest until I bathe in your entrails! (Apollymi)

Sanctuary, home of the Howlers and stragglers of the Were universe. (Damien)

If it makes you feel any better, this isn't my first apocalypse. There is hope.

I hope you find peace, my brother. (Acheron) Peace walks hand in hand with a quite conscience. (Savitar)

So what really happened to you? (Astrid) Nothing. (Zarek) Well, I hope I never come across Nothing then if it's capable of putting a hole in my back. (Astrid)

Let's at least hope it's not a gallu. Why? They're not all bad, in a smelly, need-to-be-killed kind of way.

There are some pains that run too deep for anything to absolve them. The best we can do is pick up the pieces and hope for the strength we need to keep going.

There was nothing humane about humanity. At the end of the day, they were all animals with only survival instincts.

Val- I'm on Bourbon– (Acheron) I will not venture down that street of crass iniquities and plebeian horror, Acheron. It is the cesspit of humanity. (Valerius)

I have a computer, a vibrator, and pizza delivery. Why should I leave the house? " - Tabitha