Quotes from Flavor Flav

I have over a hundred clocks. I've got fancy clocks and clocks from all over the world that people made for me.

Doing scripted acting is a challenge to me. I can't remember things too good, so remembering lines is a challenge to your boy.

Queen Latifah used to help me out with my kids, because while we were all out on tour - Public Enemy, Naughty By Nature, Queen Latifah, Heavy D - when Public Enemy went onstage, I didn't have anybody solid to watch my kids. So, Latifah would help me out.

I look more to the future. That's where my head is at.

I ain't scared to do another dating show, but I ain't really trying to. I want to do a talk show or something. I've done enough dating on television. I'm ready to spread my wings, and go down other avenues.

When I was in jail, I was a lot of people's favorite person. I practically ran the jail. I had more freedom than the police.

My parents owned a soul food diner. It inspired me to go to culinary school.

My chicken ain't no joke. I ain't scared to go up against the Colonel, tastewise.

I'm not doing no more 'Flavor of Loves.' I'm trying to grow. I don't want to stay on the same page. You can't stay on the same page in order to get to the next chap.

I got a way to get through to kids. I try to take that and use that to my advantage. If we work on the kids right now, I'm telling you, they'll be making less mistakes, the jails will be gettin' less full. It's all about what we do with the kids.

The moments we have behind us, you won't be able to see again. We're only responsible for what we live in right now.

One thing you can't do with babies, you can't give them steak.

I grew up playing about 15 instruments and the way that I was able to accomplish that was by cutting my classes, hanging out in the band room all day, and going from one instrument to the next to the next, until I learned how to play everything by ear.

I got my degree in culinary arts in 1978.

Remember the diner in 'Happy Days?' I do want to do a show like that. But an updated version.

Best advice that I ever got is to do whatever it takes to make myself happy, so that I'll be able to make others happy. If I'm not happy, I can't make other people happy.

I ain't scared to do another dating show, but I ain't really trying to... I've done enough dating on television. I'm ready to spread my wings, and go down other avenues.

When I was in jail, I was a lot of people's favorite person. I practically ran the jail. I had more freedom than the police.