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Quotes from Timothy Noah

If you want to slow medical inflation in the private sector, it makes sense to expand the government's investment in private health care.
~ Timothy Noah
Loopy as the Motion Picture Association of America's ratings system is, it's better than what you'd probably get by putting such decisions in the federal government hands.
~ Timothy Noah
In shuttering Yucca Mountain, Obama makes it extremely likely that nuclear power in the United States will continue its long, slow, and extremely welcome death.
~ Timothy Noah
For any politician who didn't enter office a wealthy man, nothing says 'I take bribes' like a Rolex watch.
~ Timothy Noah
No man is an island. If you want to blame anybody for poisoning the world with that socialistic idea, blame John Donne.
~ Timothy Noah
It never fails to astonish me how cheaply a politician can be bought.
~ Timothy Noah
Politicians have such large egos that it usually takes them an inordinately long time to grasp when they've become a pathetic joke.
~ Timothy Noah
We live in a diverse nation, but it isn't that diverse. If any one state showed results so dramatically different from the results in each of the other 50 states, the likeliest explanation would be that someone had tampered with the polls.
~ Timothy Noah
Presidential election results in 2008 and 2012 clarified that talk radio was not, in fact, running the country.
~ Timothy Noah
The United States is a country where practically everybody considers himself middle class.
~ Timothy Noah
When a conservative praises a liberal as 'morally serious,' he means that person is less liberal than most.
~ Timothy Noah
The hometown economic elite - rich local families or individuals whom people used to praise or revile, read about in the society pages, and gossip about incessantly - disappeared from most American cities decades ago.
~ Timothy Noah
Cable television and the Internet have created an unending demand for information, and there simply isn't enough truth to go around.
~ Timothy Noah
The worst an ex-con is likely to do if given the right to vote is vote for a Democrat.
~ Timothy Noah
Deciding which ideas to save and which ideas to discard is one of society's most important tasks.
~ Timothy Noah
I'm all for lifting the payroll-tax cap, if only to make payroll taxes a little less regressive.
~ Timothy Noah
GOP candidates routinely sign a pledge never, ever to raise taxes. Democratic candidates aren't even asked to sign a parallel pledge never, ever to cut entitlements.
~ Timothy Noah
I recognize that Republicans see a moral difference between a dollar taken away from a millionaire in government benefits and a dollar taken away from a millionaire in taxes.
~ Timothy Noah
What if an asteroid were to strike planet Earth? What could we possibly do to prevent it? However many guys we have working on this problem, it can't possibly be enough.
~ Timothy Noah
The GOP doesn't seem particularly afraid of being perceived as blocking reform, despite efforts by the Obama White House to establish that narrative.
~ Timothy Noah
Washington culture has always had a difficult time acknowledging untruth.
~ Timothy Noah
The $100 bill may be America's most successful export.
~ Timothy Noah
The promise of Obama's presidency, in many people's minds, is partly that America will move toward becoming a post-racial society. It's pretty clear, though, that we aren't there yet.
~ Timothy Noah
Is New Ageism inherently fascist? Of course not, though I'm happy to pronounce its babble about chakras and cosmic energy errant quackery.
~ Timothy Noah