Quotes from John Sandford

It's darker than a black cat's ass in a coal mine, when you get back there.

Ruining you now would be like shooting a squirrel and mounting its head. Nobody would be impressed.

old musicians never die, they just decompose.

I want to see what that fuckin' Flowers does with his dadhood.

to his cheek, and went back to the bed.

thirty thousand dollars' worth of one-dollar bills?—he turned off the highway and onto the dirt road that would take him to Ralph's place.

Iconcentrated on driving for a couple of minutes, getting us out of a pod of Texans headed up the freeway in what seemed to be a test of Chaos Theory: you sensed an order in their driving, but you couldn't say exactly what it was. I could see the Toyota pickup at the head of the pack, like the lead dolphin.

You got your iPad?" "Does the Tin Man have a sheet metal cock?

lights of the Jesus

My core constituency will

You'd need a retarded jury not to convict." "What's your point?" Jenkins asked.

lost a tire. He didn't take the time to worry

but failed, and

She was wondering about that when the 300-grain .338 slug ripped through her heart. Grant felt no impact, no pain. She did feel

BCA agents, part of Shaffer's team, were scattered

One of the girls said, "I think you should go now." Virgil stood

rang the doorbell, heard a thump, and

a few more facts out into the open.

THEY SPENT FORTY-FIVE MINUTES plowing through the minutiae of the campaign.

You actually don't need to go out to the porn sites.

I will say that it appears likely that Tubbs was working alone, out of a personal animus toward Smalls.

Cox knew the guys she was living with were criminals, but really it was more like the redistribution of wealth from Beverly Hills to Long Beach, almost like being a Democrat, so it was hard to see too much wrong with it. And nobody ever died.

First goddamn chicken we've had to count, and I'm counting the sonofabitch

most old farmhouses were built like that.