Quotes from Dan Castellaneta

There is no strong beer, just weak men

The nice thing is that, at least in Los Angeles, I'm known as a character actor and I do auditions for other things besides just cartoon shows.

One of my favorite episodes was the one in which Homer grew hair. That was a very unique episode, since there was a gay secretary, but that wasn't even the issue of the show-the issue was Homer's image changing because he had hair.

After years of doing it, you learn the difference between your ego and your opinion. When you're married you have to cut through that.

Alcohol is the cause and the solution to many of life's problems.

I won't sleep in the same bed with a woman who thinks I'm lazy! I'm going right downstairs, unfold the couch, unroll the sleeping ba- uh, goodnight.

Well you know boys, a nuclear reactor is a lot like women. You just have to read the manual and press the right button.