Quotes from Johnny Depp

Not all treasure is silver and gold, mate

Trips to the dentist-I like to postpone that kind of thing.

I was always fascinated by people who are considered completely normal, because I find them the weirdest of all

I don't care. I'm just gonna smoke. I'm just gonna totally smoke. I'll finish these, go to the store and get a brand new pack, smoke the shit out of that one.

People cry, not because they are weak. It is because they've been strong for too long.

America is dumb. It's like a dumb puppy that has big teeth that can bite and hurt you, aggressive. My daughter is four, my boy is one. I'd like them to see America as a toy, a broken toy. Investigate it a little, check it out, get this feeling and then get out.

I suppose nowadays it's all a question of surgery, isn't it? Of course the notion is beautiful, the idea of staying a boy and a child forever, and I think you can. I have known plenty of people who, in their later years, had the energy of children and the kind of curiosity and fascination with things like little children. I think we can keep that, and I think it's important to keep that part of staying young. But I also think it's great fun growing old.

Over the years all these vampire movies have come out and nobody looks like a vampire anymore.

I don't know if you remember me, but I used to work here in the factory." Were you one of those despicable spies who every day tried to steal my life's work and sell it to those paraseeded cop cat, candy making cads?" No sir!" Then wonderful, welcome back!

on buying a private island] Money doesn't buy you happiness, but it buys you a big enough yacht to sail right up to it.

Now, bring me that horizon.

With every part you act, there must be a little of yourself in it. If there isn't, it's not acting. It's lying.

Breathe. It's only a bad day, not a bad life.

If you had to chose one half of your son, which one would it be?" What kind of a question is that?!" No need to snap. It was just a question.

Just keep moving forward and don't give a sh** about what anybody thinks. Do what you have to do, for you.

It's awful bad luck to bring a woman aboard the ship." "It's awful worse luck not to.

The problem is that everybody treats teenagers like they're stupid.

France and the whole of Europe have a great culture and an amazing history. Most important thing, though, is that people there know how to live! In America they've forgotten all about it. I'm afraid that the American culture is a disaster.

I don't think of myself as being a celebrity, it's too mortifying. I have a hard time watching myself on screen and it's getting worse. I can't tell whether my work is good or not.

Better to not know which moment may be your last. Every morsel of your entire being alive to the infinite mystery of it all.

Am I a romantic? I've seen "Wuthering Heights" ten times. I'm a romantic.

That pipe, just so happens to lead to the room where I make the most delicious flavored chocolate covered fudge." Then he will be made into strawberry flavoered chocolate covered fudge, they'll be selling him by the pound, all over the world!" No, I wouldn't allow it. The taste would be terrible. Can you imagine Augustus flavored chocolate covered gloop? Ew. No one would buy it.

There's a drive in me that won't allow me to do certain things that are easy.

The beauty, the poetry of the fear in their eyes. I didn't mind going to jail for, what, five, six hours? It was absolutely worth it.