Quotes from Rick Riordan

Oh, obviously," Reyna said. "Without you, I doubt Percy could find his way out of a paper bag." "True," Annabeth agreed. "Hey!" Percy complained.

So, if I looked him up on google maps-

It's not how long you live that matters. It's what you live for. -Josephine to Apollo (Trials of Apollo: Book 2 The Dark Prophecy)

Ptah? son of ptooey? What is he god of spitting? i asked

Do you have anything to declare?' the statue asked me. 'Yes. I do have something to declare.' I said. 'I declare this is [dumb]

Cheeseburgers,' Percy said. 'Food of the gods.

One more thing, I said because I couldn't help myself. Mallory, if your middle name is Audrey and your initials are M. A. K.. - She raised an index finger. Don't say it, Beantown. We are totally calling you Mack now. Mallory fumed. My friends in Belfast used to call me that. Constantly. That wasn't a no so I decided we had permission.

Hedge scrambled away, but the first two skeletons grabbed his arms and lifted him off the ground. The coach dropped his bat and kicked his hooves. "Lemme go, ya stupid boneheads!" he bellowed.

Pretty didn't do it justice. I felt like we'd sailed into a world meant for much larger beings, a place where gods and monsters roamed freely.

If my life is going to mean something, I've got to live it myself

They said I would never amount to anything. Look at me now. Sometimes small things can become very large indeed.

You'll find your destiny, and your hard journey will finally make sense. But first you must face many sorrows. I regret that, but heroes cannot be shaped any other way.

Then Charon looked at me. That cold stare behind his glasses seemed to bore a hole through my chest. Here now, he said. You couldn't read my name correctly. Are you dyslexic, lad? No, I said. I'm dead.

And please God, grant me the wisdom to remember that I am writing for children, not golden stickers.

Typical," Pear muttered. "The killers are remembered as heroes. The growers are forgotten. Except by us nature spirits.

WE MEET THE SHEEP OF DOOM

Dylan air—gross)

You mean zodiac signs? I'm a Leo. -No stupid, I'm a Leo, you're a Percy.

There's always away out for those clever enough to find it

This is where he struck the earth, Annabeth said, where he made a saltwater sprong appear when he had the contest with my mom to sponsor Athens. So this is where the rivalry started, Percy said. Yeah Percy pulled Annabeth close and kissed her. The rivalry ends here, Percy said. I love youm Wise Girl.

Hey, if you poop on my blankets... Please. War gods do not poop on blankets..Well except for that one time..

Grover, stop eating your seat belt. You're setting a bad example.

I got you,' he breathed into Will's ear. 'I got you.

It wasn't so much a survival plan as a plan for dying in a different place, but we grimly went to work.