Quotes from Rick Riordan

I can't believe Sadie's going to let me have the last word. Our experience together must've really taught her something. Ow, she just hit me. Never mind.

I'm not usually an eavesdropper,but i dare you to try not listening if you hear your best friend talking about you to an adult.

All invincible and stuff

One basketball to rule them all.

He slung off his backpack. He'd managed to grab a lot of supplies at the Napa Bargain Mart: a portable GPS, duct tape, lighter, superglue, water bottle, camping roll, a Comfy Panda Pillow Pet (as seen on TV), and a Swiss army knife—pretty much every tool a modern demigod could want.

I started to walk away, but she [Clarisse] called out, Percy? Yeah? When you, uh, had that vision about your friends... You were one of them, I promised, Just don't tell anybody, okay? Or I'de have to kill you. A faint smile flickered across her face See you later. See you

Such is human memory... you forget the truth and believe what makes you feel better.

He [Nico] regarded Jason, as if waiting for an attack. 'If the others found out-' 'If the others found out,' Jason said, 'You'd have that many more people to back you up, and to unleash the fury of the gods on anybody who gives you trouble.

Destroy them later? Cal offered, which was probably as close to friendly as he ever got.

Zeus will destroy you!' she promised. 'Hades will have your soul!' ' Braccas meas vescimini! ' I yelled I wasn't sure where the Latin came from. I think it meant 'Eat my pants!

Swords can't solve every problem.

Our camels plodded along. Katrina tried to kiss, or possibly spit on Hindenburg, and Hindenburg farted in response. I found this a depressing commentary on boy-girl relationships.

I guess it started in London, the night our dad blew up the British museum.

After my bad experience as a kite, I simply refused to go about as a glowing Sadie-headed chicken. That's fine for Carter, but I have standards.

She'd felt more pain from Nico in their brief connection than she had from her entire legion during the battle against the giant Polybotes.

Um, uh, gah.

You seem to be clean, Terminus decided. Do you have anything to declare? Yes, Percy said. I declare this is stupid.

Shut up, me Leo said out loud. What? Piper asked. Nothing, he said. Long night. I think I'm hallucinating. It's cool.

I should've blown more stuff up. -Coach Gleeson Hedge

Who's the other kid in the photo?' he asked. 'The sandy-haired guy.' Annabeth's expression tightened. Touchy subject. 'That's Luke,' she said. 'He's dead now.

Always, Always have a plan

At least he had Annabeth. They would find a way out of Tartarus. They had to. He didn't think much of fates and prophecies, but he did believe in one thing: Annabeth and he were supposed to be together. They hadn't survived so much just to get killed now.

Hey, moose!" I screamed. The Set animal locked its glowing eyes one me. Well done! Horus said. Now we'll both die with honor! Shut up, I thought.

THE PEN IS MIGHTIER THAN THE SWORD!!!!