Quotes from Kresley Cole

Outside, I muttered, 'Let us set you up?' I already cleaned you out of PowerBars, bitch

He'd given her the mother of all hangovers - a run-in with the wrath of grapes.

Nix and Emma: 'Looks like you just found a new talent.' 'Great. Why couldn't I be good at underwater origami or something?

Lookit Gollum, bust me out of here and I'll help you find your precious

Goody Two-shoes Evie Greene got herself pickled, for true. If I'd known you were such a juvenile delinquent, I might've asked for a new history podna. Juvenile delinquent? Hmm. Aren't your initials J.D.? If the shoe fits...

Ugly on the inside! she'd screamed. I could never love you! She truly hadn't fallen for him. For him. Which indicated that she was an idiot. He had no time or patience for them.

I don't know about you driving. What if your beast comes out? I don't think he's got a driver's permit." In a weird voice, she said, "He don't even have his license, Lisa." "Who's Lisa?" She blinked at him. "Weird Science? Never mind, crypt keeper. I'll shoot you a YouTube sometime, through this thing we youngsters like to call 'electronic mail.

Five houses?" Lothaire had sneered, cutting Trehan off. "You all live under one roof now. Mine. Because I'm the king of the castle." Then his red eyes had grown vacant, and he'd begun muttering about "Lizvetta's lingerie." Trehan had been … underwhelmed by the Enemy of Old's attention span.

Every second we're together, I get under your skin as deeply as you've scarred mine.

He opened his mouth to speak, closed it, then tried again: "That wild storm was a tiny fraction of what was going on inside me. I look at you . . . and I soar. I make love to you, and everything is new; I feel . . . so much. I'm certain my chest will explode from it. . . . Gods, I make no sense, do I?

La Dorada skulked into view. She was half-mummified, but sodden. Gooey. Regin let out a low whistle. "The Mummy Returns meets Dingoes Ate My Face.

This food is one hundred percent not drugged because I couldn't find any drugs.

She could read the phone book and make it sound erotic.

Chase:"I don't have the time or patience for games. Now, tell me, why do you … glow?" Regin:"I touched a radioactive alien cock once.

You think I should use magick like mine to open a tomb? Mari asked in a scoffing tone. Mistress of bluffing, working it here. That'd be like calling you in to lift a feather.

You promised to make me pay!' 'I intend to, Empress, but not in the way you're thinking.' His accented words were loaded with innuendo.

He curled his finger under her chin as he rasped, I'm goin' tae get it right this time, you know. I believe that, Scot. She gazed up at him with all the love she felt. That's why you're still the dark horse I'm betting on.

When Sabine parted her lips to argue, Lanthe said, "This baby bird's gotta fly, sis." "Great," Sabine drawled. "She's already speaking in avian metaphors.

You're my Bride. Mine. You belong to me.

Insight: if a guy I had sex with ever carved a notch into his bedpost, I'd tell him to carve one into mine too—and then to go make me a fucking sammich.

Let's just put it this way: I don't think I'll be able to twerk my way out of this.— —Don't know what twerk means, Melanthe.—

She resolved not to beat herself up because she was attracted to a deadly, vampiric maniac that she yearned to kill.

We have loyalty, fidelity, honor-- All three are overrated. The only chance you have to demonstrate any of them is to deny yourself something or someone you desire.

When she'd gotten her period at thirteen, he'd given her a copy of The Care and Keeping of You. He'd been red-faced, gruffly saying, "Here. I'm sure you'll put all this together.