Quotes from Julia Sweeney

You know, in high school I thought Catholicism was funny and sort of ridiculous, but then I also liked it, too. Like, I definitely turned to it in times of trouble.

Mostly, I just want to be in my house reading and writing.

I'm not a standup. I don't really have jokes. I don't have 10 minutes. It took a while for me to realize this.

I'm finally a suburban housewife. Honestly, it's my dream come true.