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Quotes from John Ratzenberger

I have been raising money for the past 14 years for diabetes research.
~ John Ratzenberger
Two days later I got a call that they wanted to try out the character for seven episodes. Eleven years and 22 Emmys later, Cliff was still sitting at that bar.
~ John Ratzenberger
So many people aren't ready for Hollywood - professionally or practically.
~ John Ratzenberger
I always played a soldier, sailor, or policemen.
~ John Ratzenberger
It appalls me that the people who decide what Americans will be watching on the tube have never been to the United States. Not the real United States.
~ John Ratzenberger
I've turned down projects based on raunchiness before.
~ John Ratzenberger
My uniform [in Star Wars] was cool. Not much else I can think of at the moment. You know, you don't know the enormity of these kinds of films until well after you're done.
~ John Ratzenberger
I don't know that I ever did see Star Wars as any different. I was certainly proud that I did it.
~ John Ratzenberger
Sure, the comedians who swear or use scatological humor can get laughs, but they're uncomfortable laughs.
~ John Ratzenberger
Calvin: I'm a genius, but I'm a misunderstood genius. Hobbes: What's misunderstood about you? Calvin: Nobody thinks I'm a genius. Corfu? It's just a poor man's Pensacola.
~ John Ratzenberger
A farce, or slapstick humor, does well universally.
~ John Ratzenberger
I speak to women's groups, Chambers of Commerce, manufacturing organizations. Just did the Mike Huckabee Show. I do about two speaking engagements a month. I still enjoy travelling.
~ John Ratzenberger
I'd never been to acting school, so I never thought I'd get this far.
~ John Ratzenberger
They need to be re-supplied with energy, and that energy comes from asking not what your country can do for you, but from what you can do for your country.
~ John Ratzenberger
You've got to write for your audience.
~ John Ratzenberger
Diabetes affects my family. One of my kids is affected by it.
~ John Ratzenberger