Quotes from Will Ferrell

Members of the Senate and House, if they want to send troops into war, should be forced to send a family member. That would really make everyone stop and go, 'Ohhh-kaaay.'

I grew up in an entertainment family, and so I saw how susceptible you are to the ups and downs of this business.

I'm a Progressive. Much in the same way our founding fathers - who, oddly enough, wouldn't get elected today - were Progressives.

I Was so Drunk, I Thought a Tube of Toothpaste Was Astronaut Food.

There's always going to be someone as funny as you or funnier.

James Caan told me at the end of filming 'Elf' that he had been waiting through the whole film for me to be funny - and I never was.

There are a lot of really funny guys who are very natural in what they do: Jonah Hill, Michael Cera, Seth Rogen.

If no-one comes from the future to stop doing it, then how bad of a decision can it really be?

Sleep is so cute when it tries to compete with the internet.

Who was the greatest prostitute in history? Ms. Pacman, for 25 cents that b*tch swallowed balls till she died.

Every gay guys GPS system would tell him to Go straight. haha

In every circle of friends there's always that one person everyone secretly hates. Don't have one? Then it's probably you.

Even though I've been married for eight years, I do separate my food in the refrigerator from my wife's. I put labels on it that say 'This is Will's leftover chicken' or whatever. And if you touch it, yeah, I get livid.