Quotes from Bruce Willis

I'm always being accused of being a Hollywood Republican, but I'm not! I have just as many Democratic ideas as Republican ones. If they could build three fewer bombs every month and give the money to foster care, that would be great.

I always question whether it's the right time for anything I do.

I'm happy every day.

If I had a choice, I would do comedy all the time. It's just the most challenging thing. To make someone laugh is the most challenging thing, and the most rewarding thing, in entertainment.

You wouldn't want to see a movie where the bad guys triumph over the good guys all the time. You'd get bummed out, and you'd just stay at home and watch the news.

Justin Timberlake is terrific in this film. I told him it's time to stop singing.

My wife heard me say I love you a thousand times, but she never once heard me say sorry.

I'm staggered by the question of what it's like to be a multimilionaire. I always have to remind myself that I am.

If you catch him, just give me four seconds with Saddam Hussein.

I like a little movie I did in the early nineties called 'Mortal Thoughts.' The part was hardly written, but I learned a lot making it. No one remembers it.

When you think about where are you going to find that big love of your life, you seldom think it's someone you already know. You think it's someone you're yet to meet.

I wake up laughing. Yes, I wake up in the morning and there I am just laughing my head off.

I believe in justice, and I believe in people being held responsible for their actions.

I would say, 'I'm alone, but I'm not lonely.' But I was just kidding myself.

I've always had confidence. Before I was famous, that confidence got me into trouble. After I got famous, it just got me into more trouble.

I wake up laughing. Yes, I wake up in the morning and there I am just laughing my head off.

I wake up laughing every day. I get a kick out of life.

I think the rules are going to have to change for me to ever run for public office. My checkered past will always keep me out of politics.

Everybody, no matter how old you are, is around 24, 25 in their heart.

On the one hand, we'll never experience childbirth. On the other hand, we can open all our own jars.

I would say, 'I'm alone, but I'm not lonely.' But I was just kidding myself.

Whether you're a man or not comes from your heart, not how much hair you have on your head.

I had never really dated. I've always been a relationship kind of person.

Hair loss is God's way of telling me I'm human.