Quotes from Barry Humphries

I drift along, thinking about the past a great deal. The past is so reliable, so delightful, and the best place to live. I end up there quite often, you know; it's very comfortable and dependable.

The past is so reliable, so delightful and the best place to live.

Most of my contemporaries at school entered the World of Business, the logical destiny of bores.

In Australia, they really want to turn me into a religion. A religion! Can you imagine? The Church of Edna? Oh. I don't want to be over-revered.

I say things other people wish they could say. I don't pick on people - I empower them.

I was born with a priceless gift, the ability to laugh at the misfortunes of others.

Sex is the most beautiful thing that can take place between a happily married man and his secretary.