Quotes from Jonathan Katz

For a good chunk of Israelis, it doesn't matter who is in power when it comes to dealing with the Palestinians. Their focus was more on economic issues.

I'm officially middle-aged. I don't need drugs anymore, thank God. I can get the same effect just by standing up real fast.

I just bought a computer. Fifteen hundred bucks, with extra memory. Then I find out that for an extra $10, you can get one that holds a grudge.

My wife, God bless her, was in labor for thirty-two hours. And I was faithful to her the entire time.

Society's idea of beautiful has much too much to do with thin. My feeling is that when you can actually see a woman digesting, she's too thin.

I had dinner with my father last night, and made a classic Freudian slip. I meant to say, "Please pass the salt," but it came out, "You prick, you ruined my childhood.

Scientists have found the gene for shyness. They would have found it years ago, but it was hiding behind a couple of other genes.

The sterile, arid environment created by truly jarring and discordant signage and gargantuan billboards is a turnoff.