Quotes from Kenneth Tynan

A novel is a static thing that one moves through; a play is a dynamic thing that moves past one.

If there's one thing I can't bear, it's people who are wise during the event.

A neurosis is a secret that you don't know you are keeping.

What, when drunk, one sees in other women, one sees in Garbo sober.

Art is a private thing, the artist makes it for himself; a comprehensible work is the product of a journalist. We need works that are strong, straight, precise, and forever beyond understanding.

A good many inconveniences attend playgoing in any large city, but the greatest of them is usually the play itself.

Among the classic tastes: bread sauce, Nuits St Georges Les Perdrix 1962, Worcestershire sauce, Toblerone and Bovril.