Quotes from Bobby Heenan

I was so nervous on the night of my honeymoon, I put my pants to bed, and I hung over a chair.

It's a dog eat dog world, and Mr. Perfect is a Milk Bone.

I know all about cheating. I've had six very successful marriages.

WCW wasn't what I thought it should be. I thought it could be better. I would make suggestions, but nobody would want to hear them. They think you want their job. Please. It would be easier doing their job because they're used to doing nothing.

A friend in need is a pest.

Koko B. Ware … his mom's first name was Tupper.

I heard a rumor that your mom and dad ran away from home.

There's only two kinds of music I don't like....Country and Western.

You can win, it'll just cost you some money.

I insulted people. I had to - they deserved it. They didn't have any talent. They stunk. They were horrible! But it made it for a fun show.

You know they say money can't buy happiness. Give me 50 bucks and watch me smile

The money's the same, whether you earn it or scam it.

I'm a legend in this sport. If you don't believe me, ask me

Thank you for 40 years in this industry, because I loved it.

By the time The Iron Sheik gets to the ring, it will be Wrestlemania 37!

When's the last time you went into a barber shop and saw everyone there unconsious?

You'd have a good voice, if it ever came out of your throat.

There's nothing better than a good, blind referee.

I'd love to be popular in Barcelona. That sounds like a fun job

I was 10 years old, and I went to the Marigold Arena in Chicago, and I was hooked, just like that.

I think women's wrestling has had a hard time because of GLOW. When GLOW came out, it looked like somebody was ripping off the male industry. Everybody made fun of it. WOW is a great product. It's produced right. It's got a little story line, and it's got good-looking girls who can work and can talk.

North Dakota State. What do you have to do there to graduate? Milk a cow with your left hand?

I would like to do commercials, or even work for WWE if they called me. I wouldn't want to go back on the air or manage again, but I would like to be a spokesperson and do stuff like that.

And for those of you that dropped out of high school, remember the famous phrase: 'Do you want fries with that?'