Quotes from Joel Madden

The best thing is being really close. The worst thing is being really close.

I don't want to see anyone leaving single tonight. I want everyone to leave impregnated.

People think that I'm a really outgoing person because of how I am on stage. But I'm not. I'm really shy.

I was just in the middle of singing a song about how broke we were and now my cell phone rings.

I built a studio in L.A. for me and my brother to just write every single day. And it's been great, man.

I didn't get lessons of any kind I slept through school.

I'm kind of crazy with karma. I really believe that everything you do revisits you, so, I'm really adamant about the kids seeing the grandparents, so like, I can see my grandkids, you know what I mean?

I'm kinda disapointed that Canada isn't like the South Park movie said it was.

Sorry if i spit on ya'll... I kinda have a problem with doing that.

We're all music fans and we just love being in a band, and that's why we do it.

Benji usually tries to match his hair with his underwear, and you know how he had the pink hair for a while well we caught him in a pink thong one day!

I don't see the necessity to be friends with anyone you've dated, but definitely out of respect of the time, you have to be kind of respectful, and that's what I try to do.

When we were 15, my brother and I were getting really into Nirvana, Green Day, and The Beastie Boys. We started going to shows and realized we really wanted to be on stage.

Just stay true to yourself and true to wut you believe.

I want to feel lucky every night when I go onstage, and not feel like, 'Oh, great, here we go again.

Those people who shun us just because of the label we're on, or the fact that we've got a video out there that's getting us somewhere, are only limiting themselves, because they aren't keeping an open mind.

I just live my own life, and I don't read any of the magazines.

I have a zombie apocalypse kit at my house. I've got freeze dried food, I've got a real deal medical kit, like, a doctor could perform a surgery with this medical kit. I got all kinds of everything.

Today is a new day. A New opportunity to get better stronger faster smarter and closer to your goals and dreams. Take it.