Quotes from Paris Hilton

What's Walmart, do they sell like wall stuff?

The only rule is don't be boring and dress cute wherever you go. Life is too short to blend in

Every woman should have four pets in her life. A mink in her closet, a jaguar in her garage, a tiger in her bed, and a jackass who pays for everything.

Always walk around like you have on an invisible tiara.

Never drink diet soda. It shows you have no nerve. Only drink real colas, caffeine-packed energy drinks, or vitamin water. Hate champagne because that's what everyone expects you to love. Energy drinks are the best party drinks. You never get tired, you never get a hangover, and you can make fun of all the loaded people who think they're clever but are really acting stupid.

If you have a beautiful face you don't need fake boobs to get anyone's attention

I think it's important for girls to be confident. Believe in yourself and ... everybody's hot

You know your the best when people you don't know hate you.

A true heiress is never mean to anyone - except a girl who steals your boyfriend

This is Earth. Isn't it hot?

I used to act dumb. It was an act. I am 26 years old, and that act is no longer cute. It is not who I am, nor do I want to be that person for the young girls who looked up to me. I know now that I can make a difference, that I have the power to do that. I have been thinking that I want to do different things when I am out of here. I have become much more spiritual. God has given me this new chance.

I'm not, like, that smart.

Barbie is my role modle. She might not do anything, but she looks good doing it.

A life without orgasms is like a world without flowers.

I'm an animal activist. Many people say that I'm a hypocrite, because I eat burgers and stuff like that but I won't wear fur. But I'm not a hypocrite. I just only wear fake fur.

all you have to do in life is hang out with your friends, party hard and look twice as good as the chick standing next to you

Know your worth, girls. You're not lucky to be at the party; the party is lucky to have you. Apply as needed to relationships, jobs, and family.

I'm so smart now. Everyone's always like 'take your top off'. Sorry, NO! They always want to get that money shot. I'm not stupid.

There are so many young women who need to hear this story. I don't want them to learn from my mistakes; I want them to stop hating themselves for mistakes of their own. I want them to laugh and see that they do have a voice and their own brand of intelligence and, girl, fuck fitting in.

Don't waste energy living a life someone else designed for you. Life is one per customer. Let them do theirs. You do yours.

When you endure horror day after day, month after month, it becomes normalized. I built high stone walls around my heart—walls that no one could break through or climb over for more than twenty years. My MO was to not think about it, not talk about it. Don't feed the beast. Don't give it any oxygen. It'll go away. For a long time, I made that work, but every now and then, some random thing would trigger a flood of memory and anxiety and crush my soul all over again.

When people you don't even know hate you, that's when you know you're the best.

Wal-mart... do they like make walls there?

It's humbling to be reminded that no matter how big your life is, you are still a speck of dust that can be swept off this earth in half a second.