Quotes from Mike Binder

Honeymoon: A short period of doting between dating and debting.

My parents sent my brother through law school. He graduated. Now he's suing them for wasting seven years of his life.

Never Moon a Werewolf.

People don't know how to love. They bite rather than kiss. They slap rather than stroke. Maybe it's because they recognize how easy it is for love to go bad, to become suddenly impossible... unworkable, an exercise of futility. So they avoid it and seek solace in angst, and fear, and aggression, which are always there and readily available. Or maybe sometimes... they just don't have all the facts.