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Quotes from Scott Westerfeld

You know,' I called, 'you're the one that's going to have to explain to Max how you got your blender back.' I'll tell him I astral-projected. Butt-head.
~ Scott Westerfeld
He and I have this... personality conflict. Namely, I think he should get a new one.
~ Scott Westerfeld
Rex lost his specs.
~ Scott Westerfeld
Tally wondered if you could talk somebody out of their brain damage.
~ Scott Westerfeld
Boys had something else...a sort of swagger about them.
~ Scott Westerfeld
Volger looked out across the glacier, his hands deep in his pockets. May I be frank? Alek laughed. Feel free to put aside your usual tact. I shall, Volger said. When your father decided to marry Sophie, I was one of those who tried to talk him out of it. So I have your dismal powers of persuasion to thank for my existence. You're very welcome.
~ Scott Westerfeld
Clear-cutting was the word for what the Rusties had done to the old forests: felling every tree, killing every living thing, turning entire countries into grazing land. Whole rain forests had been consumed, reduced from millions of interlocking species to a bunch of cows eating grass, a vast web of life traded for cheap hamburgers. Look, we're not clear-cutting. All we're doing is pulling out the garbage that the Rusties left behend, David said. It just takes a little surgery to do it.
~ Scott Westerfeld
it's not called the Rusty Ruins because some guy called Rusty found them.
~ Scott Westerfeld
you're infamous, Tally. Everyone's terrified of you. The new system may have made the other cities nervous, but they seem to think my little gang of psychotic sixteen-year-olds is worse - Cable to Tally
~ Scott Westerfeld
You don't think happy endings are stupid anymore? Your question is irrelevant, Imogen said. This isn't the end.
~ Scott Westerfeld
And it was pretty clear that no prince was showing up, or at least that he was really late.
~ Scott Westerfeld
Ah. So he's forgotten the most important rule of warfare. Which is... That nothing ever goes to plan.
~ Scott Westerfeld
Just remember, the things we write, they aren't always really us.
~ Scott Westerfeld
Once we turn, it's new pretty, middle pretty, late pretty." Shay dropped her arms, and her board stopped drifting. "Then dead pretty.
~ Scott Westerfeld
A rat called Possible New Strain was sitting under a spaghetti strainer held down with a pile of journalism textbooks, saying rude things in rat-speak.
~ Scott Westerfeld
That was one problem with dramatic exits: Sometimes they wound up making you look like a bubblehead.
~ Scott Westerfeld
Alek: Am I that obvious? Deryn: No. Im just dead clever.
~ Scott Westerfeld
God, you mean I lost my virginity to the apocalypse? Morgan sighed again. The whole thing was really embarrassing; my parents sent me to Brooklyn when they found out. She shrugged. I thought I'd be safe in a gay bar, okay? What were you doing in there anyway? Lace looked at me sidelong. You were where? I took a sip of beer, swallowed it. I, uh, hadn't been in the city...very long. I didn't know.
~ Scott Westerfeld
I feel like sometimes my best friend is not my best friend but my mortal enemy
~ Scott Westerfeld
You don't believe all that crap, do you - that there's one way to look, and everyone is programmed to agree on it?
~ Scott Westerfeld
Perhaps Clankers and Darwinists would always be at war, if only in their hearts.
~ Scott Westerfeld
maybe when you look at your face 50 times its really not that interesting anymore
~ Scott Westerfeld
Dr. Barlow, it is, of course, customary to check with the caption before, uh, giving away his ship. -Deryn Sharp
~ Scott Westerfeld
Assisted him? Dylan made the repairs. I only fell and hit my head, from what I can recall. Yes, I make excellent deadweight.
~ Scott Westerfeld