Quotes from Carrot Top

I always make fun of KISS because I don't particularly think their music is anything.

It's our nature: Human beings like success but they hate successful people.

I was the class clown at school, but at home, my family wasn't very funny.

I have a home in Orlando. That's kind of my default "getaway" city.

I had a Neighborhood Crime Watch sign in my dorm wall in college. People would come in and laugh at it. 'Where did you get it?' 'I took it. How good is their Neighborhood Crime Watch if they can't even watch their sign?'

I didn't really have a plan of attack when I got in college.

I've experienced plenty of times when something I think is funny doesn't do very well. And there are times when something I don't think is funny makes the audience laugh so hard.

When I told my friends I was going to be a comedian, they laughed at me.

Comics don't like to see other comics do well.

I've always believed that it's important to give something back to the world and community.

Everybody has their own style. If you went to the movies every week and everybody acted the same way Tom Cruise did, boy, wouldn't that suck?

On the weekends, I would go down and play these clubs in Key West or West Palm Beach or surrounding areas of Florida and then I'd go back to school for the week.

Me in drag is kind of scary, actually. It's frightening. I actually look pretty good.

I have to go out for lunch and dinner because I can't cook. I need a woman to come and save me from my cooking.

I love to shop, especially in retro stores. I have about a million pairs of old-school sports shoes like Adidas, so that's probably my biggest vice.

I think it's the fact that I do something different and that I actually have some success with it. That bothers a lot of people... especially comics.

I always thought marketing in general was an interesting kind of thing. I always liked commercials and billboards.

It's weird, I never wish anything bad upon anybody, except two or three old girlfriends.

I always think everyone else is funnier than me. I look at other comedians and I say, 'I wish I was that good.' People think I'm funny, and I say, 'I'm not.'

People do give me a hard time about my hair because it's orange and it's big.

There's nothing wrong with trying to reach out to new fans.

In movies, you don't get reactions: Live, when you do a joke, you know in a second whether it's good or bad. But in a movie, since no one is allowed to laugh or do anything, when you're done with a scene, you're left asking, 'Was that funny?'

I don't want to be known just as 'Carrot Top.' I don't always want to be this crazy, goofy guy.

I never looked at Gallagher like he was a threat to me.