Quotes from Cheri Oteri

When I go to parties, there's a moment when I think, 'I really don't belong here.'

My sister could fall asleep at the drop of a hat. She would fall asleep on the train. Me, I never slept. Still. I have a hard time sleeping. But I used to admire her ability to wake up late.

The makeup person said oh my God what happened to you? I looked like I was in a car accident.

My sister really drooled a lot when she was younger. For her wedding, I was going to get her one of those lace drool cups that go around the ears.

The funny thing is, I was never purposely blonde. I just got highlights, and then you get highlights over highlights, and then it looks like you're blonde.

When the other girls had given up their Barbies, I was still playing with mine in secret.