Quotes from Gillian Jacobs

Craig Robinson is basically the mayor of wherever he goes.

College is expensive; I always knew that, and I wanted to make money, partially to spend a little of it here and there, but primarily for a college savings fund.

My poor, problematic feet don't let me wear anything much over a three- or four-inch heel.

I'm a very boring person in my real life so I got to act out misbehaving fantasies was really fun.

You have to have an awareness of where you're going, what the event is, what you're promoting, and who the audience is. That always informs the way you dress.

I am very up front about about my inability to pronounce things correctly.

I've had weird, weird acting jobs. Low-budget filmmaking where you find yourself in really bizarre places.

Rather than just becoming embittered by your friends' success, I think it can motivate you.

I'm not conservative, but I am kind of clean living in my own life.

A lot of people I went to college with felt like they wanted to pursue theater exclusively, so I don't think that I really was in competition with people that I went to school with.

'Fresh Air' I listen to, like, every day.

My inners are not organs. They're actually mechanics, so I have a hole in my back, wind me up like the movie 'Hugo,' and then just say, 'Act,' you know?

I had my life Monday through Friday in school, and then I had my 'real life,' which was my acting class on Saturday.

I say the word N-U-C-L-E-R the same way that George W. Bush says it.

Nobody knows what the future is except for wizards.

I'm not really a rapper!

My grandfather can barely even hear, and Chevy Chase makes a face, and he laughs.

Thinking back about throwing myself at certain gentlemen that had no interest in me, that'll bring a blush to my face if I think about it too often.

There's no right one way to go through life.

I feel like the Internet has embraced the pizza dance. I feel appreciated for once in my life.

As you become an adult and start to make your way in life, you realize how much your friends are your family - though you get to make fun of your friends, too.

There were definitely bands and musicians I liked that drove my mother insane. I probably liked them all the more for it! Bjork drove my mom nuts. What I listened to was actually pretty mom-friendly for the most part. I wasn't very rebellious.

Some girls say they don't feel comfortable in flats, they only feel comfortable in heels; I am not one of those girls.

Hey, I'm nothing but honest!