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Quotes from Kage Baker

For all its flaws, 'The Hands of Orlac' really is a seminal film, and if you're partial to that particular B-movie subgenre of Demon Body Parts, you really ought to see it.
~ Kage Baker
For those of you who thought F. W. Murnau's 'Nosferatu' was his greatest film, I have news for you: his 'Faust' blows it out of the water.
~ Kage Baker
1925's 'The Lost World' is... really, everything a dinosaur movie should be. Like a dinosaur, this classic was once extinct too, existing as mere fragmentary footage and stills, but cinemaphile fossil-hunters have painstakingly excavated bits and pieces from obscure archives and assembled them into a nearly-complete animal.
~ Kage Baker
I saw the Kino print of 'The Man From Beyond,' but apparently a superior new print has been produced by Restored Serials. Maybe a few snippets of missing footage will close up some of the plot holes, but I have my doubts.
~ Kage Baker
I don't think humanity just replays history, but we are the same people our ancestors were, and our descendants are going to face a lot of the same situations we do. It's instructive to imagine how they would react, with different technologies on different worlds. That's why I write science fiction -- even though the term 'science fiction' excites disdain in certain persons.
~ Kage Baker
Don't imagine she trembles over the dissecting table either, Smith. She has nerves of ice. Real Good can be as ruthless as Evil when it wants to accomplish something, let me tell you.
~ Kage Baker
I want you to tell all these people that I wanted more time to spend with them. Tell them I meant to, tell them I wanted to hear what they said and tell them what was on my mind.
~ Kage Baker
England was a cold, backward, rebellious little kingdom. It's king: Henry the Eighth, remembered principally for his six wives and the chicken legs clutched in his fat fists.
~ Kage Baker
The leaf that spreads in the light is the only holiness there is. I haven't found holiness in the faiths of mortals, or in their music, not in their dreams: it's out in the open field, with the green rows looking at the sky. I don't know what it is, this holiness: but it's there, and it looks at the sky. Probably though this is some conditioning the Company installed to ensure I'd be a good botanist. Well, I grew up into a good one. Damned good.
~ Kage Baker
Worldly institutions fail because they require power and gold to operate. Power and gold attract wicked and greedy people. Wicked and greedy people are corrupters and betrayers. Therefore, worldly institutions become corrupt and betrayed. ...
~ Kage Baker
One should always avoid unnecessary unhappiness. Especially if one is an immortal. They taught us that in school.
~ Kage Baker
And as the apple tree among the trees of the wood, so was my beloved among the sons. Et cetera. What would I give, to have that night back, out of all my nights? No treasure fleet could hold it, what I'd give; no caravan of mules could carry it away.
~ Kage Baker
It wasn't all that different from any particularly demanding boarding school, except that of course nobody ever went home for the holidays and we had a lot of brain surgery.
~ Kage Baker
That is what you're making of the end of your mother's life, child. What will you make of your own?
~ Kage Baker
A lengthy and painful discussion followed. It lasted through tea and dinner. It was revealed to Lady Beatrice that, though she had been sincerely mourned when Mamma had been under the impression she was dead, her unexpected return to life was something more than inconvenient. Had she never considered the disgrace she would inflict upon her family by returning, after all that had happened to her? What were all Aunt Harriet's neighbors to think?
~ Kage Baker
You know why I've survived in this job, year after year, lousy assignment after lousy assignment, with no counseling whatsoever? Because I have a keen appreciation of the ludicrous. Also because I have no choice.
~ Kage Baker
Lady, the Faith is here," he stated. "But we must build churches in our hearts, for surely those built in the world have all betrayed us.
~ Kage Baker
To make a really effective monster you need to begin with a good man and tell him lies.
~ Kage Baker
Arrows you may dodge and fever you may antibody for, but mortal grief is a misfortune you cannot escape.
~ Kage Baker
If you ordered up a whore here, you'd probably get a theater major doing Joan Crawford as Sadie Thompson. I wonder what would happen if I ordered up a Hershey bar? His eyes lit up for a moment. I wonder what would happen if I ordered up a whore and a Hershey bar?
~ Kage Baker
I may cut my coat to follow fashion, sir, but not my conscience.
~ Kage Baker
No one deserves good or evil fortune, said Lady Beatrice. Things simply happen and one survives them the best one can.
~ Kage Baker
Nurse Balnshik, Lord Emenwyr's minder, is 100% demon, but glamorous : Do you know any other midwife who can also tear apart armored warriors with her bare, er, hands? Lovely and versatile.
~ Kage Baker
True believers aren't real receptive to the idea that what they're telling you is just mythology.
~ Kage Baker