Quotes from Caroline Rhea

I always like to think I'm having a dinner party, and I'm the host, and the audience are my guests.

My daughter is exceptionally chatty. I'm not a braggy mother but she is gifted - with the personality of a Russian gymnastics coach.

Someone told me that when they go to Vermont, they feel like they're home. I'm that way at Saks.

Before we got engaged, he never farted. Now it's a second language.

My favorite machine at the gym is the vending machine.

I guess I feel like somebody flipped a switch, and the whole world is in Technicolor now.

I always wanted to film 'Biggest Loser' in Hawaii. We could call it, 'Come on I wanna weigh you.'

You can't get any braver than going on national television to be weighed.

It's so easy to judge everybody and for some reason extra weight is the one thing everything feels OK to joke about.

I grew up thinking that if I wanted to go be prime minister, I could.

I'd like a pop-up magazine with 45 articles on Russell Crowe. I'm like a teenager. I'd have 'Teen Beat' if I could, for grown-ups.

Sitting next to Olivia Newton-John, I was like, 'Do not sing one song from Grease.' That's all I was telling my brain at all times: 'Do not sing Hopelessly Devoted. Don't do it.'

I've got big feet, so filling someone else's big shoes doesn't scare me.

I remember I was so crabby in my third trimester - I got gestational diabetes because I'd been acting like I was in a one-woman pie-eating contest.

I'll be a host for life!

When yer in a funk, people in love are a royal pain in the patookus.

As a kid, I always wanted to be Carol Burnett or Johnny Carson. I love to chat and entertain.

Being in therapy is great. I spend an hour just talking about myself. It's kinda like being the guy on a date.

My favorite machine at the gym is the vending machine.

I lied on my Weight Watchers list. I put down that I had 3 eggs... but they were Cadbury chocolate eggs.

Being in therapy is great. I spend an hour just talking about myself. It's kinda like being the guy on a date.

I'd like a pop-up magazine with 45 articles on Russell Crowe. I'm like a teenager. I'd have 'Teen Beat' if I could, for grown-ups.

Someone told me that when they go to Vermont, they feel like they're home. I'm that way at Saks.

Hello? Three words: Benicio Del Toro, which, incidentally, is Spanish for 'he wants me.' It is just ridiculous how hot he is. I feel the same way about Benicio as I did when I was a kid lusting after David Cassidy.