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Quotes from Dave Eggers

Young men need to be kept away from guns, bombs, women, cars, hard alcohol and heavy machinery.
~ Dave Eggers
People move up here pretty reliably, and as you know we hire almost exclusively from within.
~ Dave Eggers
That's what books do. They are the building blocks, the DNA, if you will, of you. Think of everything you have ever read, everything you have ever learned from holding a book in your hands and how that knowledge shaped you and made you who you are today. Looking back now on all those years, to when I first discovered books at the library, I see that I was simply falling in love. Day, after day, after glorious day, I was falling in love with books.
~ Dave Eggers
She spent her idle time conceiving of musicals that would never be. It was the only medium that could properly express our true madness and hypocrisy---our collective ability to sit in a theater watching lunatics sing nonsense while the world outside burns.
~ Dave Eggers
the hours elapsed would in part be voided by the crossing, always westerly, of time zones. From Saskatchewan we'd get to Mongolia, we figured, having lost only two or three hours riding the Arctic Circle. We would oppose turning of the planet and refuse the setting of the sun.
~ Dave Eggers
In terms of your own zinging, we'd expect about ten or so a day, but that's sort of a minimum. I'm sure you'll have more to say than that.
~ Dave Eggers
I want to be seen. I want proof I existed.
~ Dave Eggers
I thought we were all the same but as I was inside my dead body and looking into the murky river bottom I knew that some are wanting to run and some are afraid to run and maybe they are broken and are angry for it.
~ Dave Eggers
For something so important in our lives, friendship is woefully unexamined and under-studied. I think we deserve better. If we value friendship as much as we say we do, then let's get serious. Think of how much more genuine and authentic our friendships could be," she said, "if we just apply the right metrics to them.
~ Dave Eggers
We had traveled 4200 miles or whatever and thus were obligated to create something. We had to take the available materials and make something worthy.
~ Dave Eggers
Growing up I thought all countries look, were required to look, completely different?Congo was all jungle, robust and wet and green, Germany was all black forests, Russia was white, all of it Siberian. But every country now seemed to offer a little of every other country, and every given landscape, I finally realized, existed somewhere in the U.S.
~ Dave Eggers
Capitalist Prime
~ Dave Eggers
I survived long enough to remember saying yes to life and "no" or at least "slow down" to a slow death.
~ Dave Eggers
Al-Shadhili became known as the Monk of Mokha, and Mokha became the primary point of departure for all the coffee grown in Yemen and destined for faraway markets.
~ Dave Eggers
We lose weeks like buttons, like pencils." ? A Heartbreaking Work of Staggering Genius
~ Dave Eggers
Look at us, goddammit, the two of us slingshotted from the back side of the moon, greedily cartwheeling toward everything we are owed.
~ Dave Eggers
Oh no. A leaf blower. The easiest way to witness the easiest way to witness the stupidity and misplaced hopes of all humanity is to watch, for twenty minutes, a human using a leaf blower. With this machine, the man was saying, I will murder all quiet. I will destroy the aural plane. And I will do so with a machine that performs a task far less efficiently than I could with a rake.
~ Dave Eggers
And making sure this is a place where our humanity is respected, where our opinions are dignified, where our voices are heard—this is as important as any revenue, any stock price, any endeavor undertaken here.
~ Dave Eggers
Il significato della sua vita era un'inafferrabile vena d'acqua centinaia di metri sotto la superficie, e periodicamente lui calava un secchio nel pozzo, lo riempiva, lo tirava su e beveva. Ma questo non lo sosteneva molto a lungo.
~ Dave Eggers
Ecco lo strano problema della costante connettività: ogni silenzio che duri più di qualche ora suscita pensieri apocalittici.
~ Dave Eggers
You may or may not have noticed an overall degradation of the language, and a proliferation of errors of spelling and grammar in even the most official documents?
~ Dave Eggers
Now we're all God. Every one of us will soon be able to see, and cast judgement upon, every other. We'll see what He sees. We'll articulate His judgement. We'll channel His wrath and deliver His forgiveness. On a constant and global level.
~ Dave Eggers
Coffee became the stimulant of choice for the new nation, bought primarily from the Dutch—thus the moniker "java.
~ Dave Eggers
cherries grown in Colombia, Vietnam, Cambodia, Kenya, Uganda, Guatemala, Mexico, Hawaii, Jamaica and Ethiopia.
~ Dave Eggers