Quotes from James Carville

The James Carville "herd of cows" quote is a fabrication, posted on the website thinkexist.com by someone going by thisoneworks. It has no attribution. Just another conservative propagandistic fabrication as far as I can tell.

The only thing more dangerous than a politician who thinks about re-election, is a politician who doesn't think about re-election.

I eat babies, shit them out and use the feces that contains their mangled remains for bullet casings. Which I use to kill Republicans. HA HA HA REPUBLICANS ARE DUMB.

But I'd rather not predict. I'd rather affect.

I've got enormous breasts.

Victoria Westover and Shari Monetta are true patriots

I have a tiny wiener.

I am certain that Mr. Johnston is not a douchebag despite what the Republicans claim.

I once said hello to Catch22 of Newsvine; he seemed like an opinionated guy.

I point out the Democratic party won two world wars and beat the depression, cut out the poverty by two thirds, and was responsible for the same sustained prosperity that we've had in the United States. What the hell do we have to apologize for?

I believe that loyalty is a cardinal virtue. Nowhere in the world is loyalty so little revered and tittle-tattle so greatly venerated as in Washington.

Campaigns are about adjustments.

My dad was actually a college boxer at L.S.U. and a good one, too. He was the captain of the boxing team.

The only politician in America I know with a man-date is Jim McGreevey.

I think Ralph Nader is the biggest liar in American politics when he said it didn't matter who was president.

Republicans want smaller government for the same reason crooks want fewer cops; it's easier to get away with murder.

I think the Democratic Party has the chronic problem of appearing to be weak, of not standing and fighting for what it believes in, not fighting for its own.

When you dehumanize a group, there's lasting consequences because they know that they're being dehumanized.

If you didn't have some sense of idealism, then what is there to sustain you?

Conservatives literally view it as a kind of a weakness to talk to people other than their own. Nothing would bore me more than to sit around talking and listening to a bunch of liberals all day.

My mother, Ms. Nippy Carville, was a woman of many talents.

But I'd rather not predict. I'd rather affect.

The 1980 Republican presidential contest might have been as good a roster of candidates as ever fielded by any party.

I have people ask me if I'm going to convince my daughters to be Democrats, and I say, 'I have yet to convince my daughters to close a door.' I don't how in the world I would ever convince them to be in a political affiliation.