Quotes from Peter Lerangis

Look, Abdul. Star number one thousand! Woo-hoo! Stale orb! - Dan

Who farted?" Dan asked. "It's our clothes," Amy said. "Our clothes farted?" Dan asked. "I don't know them, ladies and gentlemen," Nellie said under her breath, "never saw them in my life …

Live large, because there are no extra days. -Tilt Family Motto

Welcome to Paradise," Marco said softly. "Paradise Prison.

The Slimeballs Whose Names Should Not Be Mentioned but I'll Do It Anyway. The Massa.

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