Quotes from Phil Elmore

Forward, towards the danger!

Never resolve with violence what can be addressed with cutting commentary.

I've always had trouble with the subjunctive. I wish that were not the case.

Nothing succeeds so much as success.

When it comes to open flame, you're never as 'far enough back' as you think you are.

To learn, you must understand what you do not know. It is not enough to know you do not understand.

When talking apes from the future land on the beach, slay them.