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Quotes from James Patterson

Death is nature's way of saying "howdy." Statues
~ James Patterson
Julian and Kyoko are the same age, and seeing Julian is a painful reminder for Yoko of her missing daughter, so John has limited himself to occasional phone calls.
~ James Patterson
Pain is a message. Messages can be ignored.
~ James Patterson
I was going to use this as a way to beg you not to go to New York," his wife said, "but that would be useless. In fact, selfish. Our country needs you to go. The world does. Putin is a wolf. It's time he learns what a sheepdog is all about. Somebody has to do it, and it's you.
~ James Patterson
I'd have everything money could buy, but it wouldn't be the same as having everything i wanted. Not even close
~ James Patterson
But after a while, you know, I find it better to face in one direction, in front of you, just let the past lay and get on with it
~ James Patterson
But even when patients die under totally hinky circumstances, people think doctors are so Godlike, they just accept whatever they're told.
~ James Patterson
Life is fun. Enjoy the ride!
~ James Patterson
Dr. Cross, please come! Please! Dr. Cross the loud shouts continued. I didn't recognize the woman's voice, but privacy doesn't seem to count when your first name is Doctor.
~ James Patterson
second one-liner
~ James Patterson
Crowd noise is a very real obstacle for George Martin, who is recording the concert (unreleased until 1977) for Capitol Records. Dealing with the screams from thousands of Beatles fans was like "putting a microphone at the tail end of a 747 jet," Martin says.
~ James Patterson
Fortunately, we could all see pretty well in the dark. Especially Iggy.
~ James Patterson
There's no such thing as justice in America. It's all a fairy tale.
~ James Patterson
You're a Capricorn to the core. Organized, loves structure, not driven by impulse, a master of restraint.
~ James Patterson
You can't tell which way the train went by looking at the tracks.
~ James Patterson
It's a baby plane," Angel whispered when we first got inside the dollhouse-like interior. "It's going to grow up to be a seven forty-seven someday.
~ James Patterson
Normal behavior, therefore, is when we collectively believe that the circumstances justify the behavior. Likewise, abnormal behavior is when we don't.
~ James Patterson
In movies, people always "borrow" cars by yanking some wires out from under the dash and connecting them. But the real way it works involves a screwdriver and the starter thingy, under the hood. My personal ethics prevent me from giving you more information. That'd be just what I need: a rash of car thefts across America, committed by dedicated readers.
~ James Patterson
Attempting to drive a car before you find and release the parking brake is like trying to drag a Saint Bernard into a bathtub. But
~ James Patterson
If you don't get something out of your job other than money, what's the point?
~ James Patterson
Everybody's a critic these days.
~ James Patterson
had a sneaking suspicion that
~ James Patterson
It was scary. More than Sara could possibly know. More than anybody ought to know, or ever would. History wasn't for the general public--it never had been. ... Just one shot A professional execution. Without passion. Almost without passion. ... He held Sara's hand for the last time. And Jill came tumbling after. he thought of the words in the children's rhyme. But Jack would not fall down. The day of ultimate madness had begun. Jack and Jill had finally begun.
~ James Patterson
He's basically putting on a private doo-wop show for the seagulls. Then he stops, spreads out his arms, and adds in the harmony: "In the still of the ni-i-i-ight!
~ James Patterson