Quotes from James Patterson

So you have you price, I said with a mouthful of crumbs. Your soul for a cookie. Fang made sure Dr. Martinez wasn't looking and then shot me the bird.

Max, if you survive your final test, can you steal me one of those magic outfits for me? I'll try to get one for each of us. Hey! 'If'?

Gazzy: What does that mean? (points to metal plaque warning to stay off the third rail that said Stay off the third rail!) Fang: It means the third rail has seven hundred volts of direct current running through it. Touch it and you're human popcorn.

So there you have it, the extent of my charms: brown hair and eyes like unbarfed chocolate. I'm a lucky girl. -Max

He [Iggy] started reaching for things around the table, and his hand landed on Total. "You're black." "I prefer canine-American," said Total.

SITTING TIGHT? Holing up? Waiting for answers? Those are things I'm not good at. Planning a massive attack against mechanical geeky-like things when i was already furious and itching to kill something? Piece o'cake

I didn't know a van could go up on two wheels like that, for so long. -Nudge

This is my brain: O This is my brain after making out with Fang: * It's very sad.

Max: Okay guys, I had a couple thoughts I wanted to go over with you. Iggy: (pretends to snore loudy) Max: (throws another pinecone at him) Iggy: Quit throwing things at me! Max: Glad you could join us.

I mean, who cares about SpongeBob SquarePants? I'm sitting here with Wolverine! -random kid talking to Ari

Oh no! Don't drag us away from Antartica and take us to the playground of the rich and famous! Not that briar patch! -Max

At that moment I had no mind to change, or not change, or throw against the nearest wall.

Besides my great fashion sense? I play a mean harmonica.

Don't ever leave me again. -Max I won't. I won't not ever. -Fang

We will destroy you," the Flyboys droned. "You have no escape." That was the most imaginative, threatening thing the whitecoats had programmed these 'droids to say? "Talk about lame," Fang muttered.

You're lying through your fangs, Iggy accused. Fang tried to play innocent--but innocent Fang is an oxymoron, so it didn't work.

And you're blind? Uh-huh, Iggy said, trying to sound bored. Were you born that way? No. How did you become blind, uh, Jeff, is it? Yeah, Jeff. Well, I looked directly at the sun, you know, the way they always tell you not to. If only I had listened.

Boy, you just can't kill people like you used to

Feeding a crowd?' the woman behind the counter asked. Yes, ma'am ,' Fang said sweetly. Yeah, him and all his split personalities, I thought.

Walking over to Iggy, he poked him with his shoe. Does anysing on you vork properly? Iggy rubbed his forehead with one hand. Well, I have a highly developed sense of irony. Ter Borcht tsked. You are a liability to your group. I assume you alvays hold onto someone's shirt, yes? Following dem closely? Only when I'm trying to steal their dessert, Iggy said truthfully.

Huh - Why is Max in the kitchen? Dr.Martinez: We're cooking. Gazzy: She's just keeping you company, right? Dr.Martinez: No, she's cooking. Nudge: Cooking...food? Max: Yes, I'm cooking food, and it's great, and you're going to eat it, you twerps!

I muttered a swear word to myself. After I heard Angel cussing like a sailor when she stubbed her toe, my new resolution was to watch my language. All I needed was a six-year-old mutant with a potty mouth

Fang! Come Back! I started pulling his hair. Shaking his head and shoulders. Hard. Wake up! Snap out of it! You stupid jerk! I am going to kill you if you die on me!

Sighing, she gave a brief nod. "I was supposed to win. I was supposed to finish you off. They never counted on you winning. And then you didn't kill me. It was awful." "You're welcome," I said, feeling fresh anger ignite. "I'll try not to humiliate you by letting you live next time." (Max II to Max)