Quotes from Rowan Atkinson

Lord, thy one-liners are as good as thy tricks. Thou art indeed an all-round family entertainer.

To criticize a person for their race is manifestly irrational and ridiculous, but to criticize their religion, that is a right. That is a freedom.

Look, if I'd wanted a lecture on the rights of man, I'd have gone to bed with Martin Luther.

Your services might be as useful as a barbershop on the steps of a guillotine.

I find his films about as funny as getting an arrow through the neck and discovering there's a gas bill tied to it.

No, no, I was only funny on stage, really. I, I, think I was funny as a person toward my classmates when I was very young. You know, when I was a child, up to about the age of 12.