Quotes from Kim Harrison

You try getting through the Hollows traffic with a stoned redhead hanging out the window shouting, 'I'm king of the world!' ~Lee

Tagged by a whiny little vamp. Rache, take this sword and stick it in me. Just go and stick it in me. I'm a back-drafted, crumpled-winged, dust-caked, dew-assed excuse of a backup. Worthless as a pixy condom. Taken down by my own partner. Just tape my ass shut and let me fart out my mouth.

A witch, a vampire, and a pixy walk into a bar, I thought as I led the way into the Squirrel's End. It was early, and the sun had yet to set when the door swung shut behind Jenks, sealing us in the warm air smelling faintly of smoke. Immediately Nick yanked it open to come in behind us. And there's the punch line.

My mother isn't crazy. She simply has a harder time than most reconciling her reality with everyone else's reality.

Hey, you freakin' bastard," I breathed. "You hit me again and I'll take care of your family planning.

Ivy turned. 'He bit you on the neck?' she said, deadpan serious but for her eyes. 'Oh, then it's got to be love. She won't let me bite her neck.

Just so you know, I've trusted you since camp.

By Tink's diaphram...!

Join us next time for Days of the Undead when Rachel learns her long lost brother is really a crown prince from outer space.

I only snatched him to get your attention," I said. "Now that I've got it, this is what I want." "Damn my dame!" Al shouted, hands raised to the ceiling. "I knew it! Not another list!

I was cold, hungry, and in a hole in the ground. But at least I had my elven porn, damnit!

People ask me what I do in my spare time, and I look at them blankly, truly believing that I don't even have spare time, and if I did, I'd probably use it for something mundane, like chipping away at the mound of laundry rising to dangerous proportions in the back room.

Al was cruel, vindictive, angry, elegant, powerful. He gave me strength, he gave me wisdom, not only about magic, but about myself. He was a lot like Trent, only harsher around the edges.

I told you, computers are like women. If you shout at them or ask them to do too many things at once, they shut down and you won't even get a sniff" pg. 4

She just threatened to throw the next man who shoots at you out the window. Megan is awake. She offered to help. God, Trent, what is it with you and women?

I said school starts tomorrow. I didn't say I was going to be there.

He didn't want Lucy to grow up feeling alone, surrounded by everything and having nothing.

Teens like a lot of the same things adults do: smart people doing amazing things against awful odds.

Your welcome means more to me, Ivy Alisha Tamwood, than a thousand souls. Watching Rachel work is a wonder of one catastrophe after another.

Rachel, you summon demons. You're good at it. Get over it, then find a way to make it work for you. It's not going to go away.

I've found that when I'm having trouble solidifying a character or a scene, that music will often free my subconscious just that last little bit to allow me to move forward, and often it's in a direction that I didn't expect, but is 100 percent true to the character.

I sighed. I hated the maze of bureaucracy with a passion, but I've found the best way to deal with it is to smile and act stupid. That way, no one gets confused.

I won't snatch, harm, or scare to death people with you or use checking up on you as an excuse to cause trouble. You're worse than my mother, Rachel." "Mine, too," Jenks muttered.

The car was full of unhappy people heading west. It was the Great American Family Road Trip, all right. Whaaa-hoo!