Quotes from Rush Limbaugh

Poverty is not the root cause of crime.

You could afford your house without the government if it weren't for the government.

You know why there's a Second Amendment In case the government fails to follow the first one.

No nation has ever taxed itself into prosperity.

Liberals measure compassion by how many people are given welfare. Conservatives measure compassion by how many people no longer need it.

Most of the reasons people think they can't do something are reasons they've created. Everything you do is up to you. Part of life is realizing that you have much more potential and ability than you'd ever know. However, it is up to you to reach inside, face the fears, and unleash that which really drives you.

He's one fry short of a Happy Meal.

The way liberals are interpreting the First Amendment today is that it prevents anyone who is religious from being in government.

You know why there's a Second Amendment? In case the government fails to follow the first one.

None of what Barack Obama is doing or wants to do to this country is anything the rest of the world hasn't seen before and already failed at.

Enraging liberals is simply one of the more enjoyable side effects of my wisdom.

The future is not Big Government. Self-serving politicians. Powerful bureaucrats. This has been tried, tested throughout history. The result has always been disaster. President Obama, your agenda is not new. It's not change, and it's not hope.

I must be honest. I can only read so many paragraphs of a New York Times story before I puke.

Ronald Reagan was the greatest president of the twentieth century.

Militant feminists are pro?choice because it's their ultimate avenue of power over men. And believe me, to them it is a question of power. It is their attempt to impose their will on the rest of society, particularly on men.

I'm not against the government building roads. That is a legitimate government function. But I am very much against the government claiming that their building the road is the reason somebody on the road is successful.

The worst of all of this is the lie that condoms really protect against AIDS. The condom failure rate can be as high as 20 percent. Would you get on a plane — or put your children on a plane — if one of five passengers would be killed on the flight? Well, the statistic holds for condoms, folks.

Conservatism solves problems libralism blows em up.

I'm a huge supporter of women. What I'm not a supporter of liberalism. Feminism is what I oppose. Feminism has led women astray. I love the women's movement, especially walking behind it.

I'm pro-choice. But I hope that choice will be life.

if people are violating the law by doing drugs, they ought to be accused and they ought to be convicted and they ought to be sent up.

It is freedom that allows ordinary people to do extraordinary things.

Why didn't Obama make Hillary Clinton his vice president? (Answer: Because then he'd have to have someone taste his food for him, and start his car for him … )

Each of us can be fearless and strong like this rock when we know, without a doubt, where we belong and what we should do. God helps us to know these things.