Quotes from Betty White

I don't seem to require a lot of sleep. I just - if I get four, five good hours, I'm fine. But sleeping is sort of dull. There's a lot of other good stuff that you can do without just lying down and closing your eyes.

Get at least 8 hours of beauty sleep. 9 if you're ugly.

I don't know how people get so anti-something. Just mind your own business, take care of your own affairs, and don't worry about other people so much.

I always tape my Christmas show in advance. That way I can spend the season of joy and goodwill with my only sister in Florida. She's kinda a creep but she's got a pool.

I like double entendre because then the people who get it enjoy it, and the people who don't get it don't know about it.

I'm in the acting business. That's the ego business.

Hot dogs and Red Vines and potato chips and French fries are my favorite foods.

Animal lover that I am, a cougar I am not.

Get at least eight hours of beauty sleep. Nine if you're ugly.

Well, I mean, if a joke or humor is bawdy, it's got to be funny enough to warrant it. You can't just have it bawdy or dirty just for the sake of being that - it's got to be funny.

Why do people say 'Grow some balls?' Balls are weak and sensitive. If you wanna be tough, grow a vagina. Those things can take a pounding.