Quotes from Todd Barry

I love chicken. I would eat chicken fingers on Thanksgiving if it were socially acceptable.

I mean, I've always had scattered interests, but I never went on stage to get an agent or anything like that.

I'm traveling the world, ripping rooms apart with my stupendous comedy.

People don't understand that that's really what it is. They're looking for a magic phone number or something. And to a certain extent, I understand that, because comedy is treated so much as a stepping stone by a lot of people.

My sister sometimes does a Todd Barry tribute act.

And the goal really is to make the audience laugh, to bring them some joy.

I don't know any astronauts. There are a lot of people who say they want to be comedians.

I got access to a private tour of the zoo. I got to go in a cage with a koala, which I highly recommend.

I will not be misquoted!

I've never been a TV junkie. I remember watching Letterman way back when he had a morning show.

I am the the type to have a personal experience with a celebrity, but I'm too classy to bring that up.

I basically did comedy there for about a year, and then moved to New York. If I had it to do over again, I would have booked myself on the road for at least a year.

Anyone who bombs is my friend.

There's people that are just in awe of what you do, and then there are people who just think it's garbage. And I think there are people who are just uncomfortable seeing someone have fun with their job.

I thought they may have presumed too much knowledge of certain things for people who are not comedians. Like Montreal. A comic understands what it is and its importance, but someone else may not know about it.

I wasn't as nervous as I thought I would be when I started.

I guess there seems to be clubs opening up again, which is strange.

I am the the type to have a personal experience with a celebrity, but I'm too classy to bring that up.

I do not like sports, unless you consider treating all humankind with love and respect a sport.

It's cool to go to a place that has posters up and it's one night only. It feels more special.

I love chicken. I would eat chicken fingers on Thanksgiving if it were socially acceptable.

I like pens. My writing is so amazing there's never a need to erase.

I would call it a comedy variety show. We have some people just doing straight standup. We usually try to have one musical act of sort. So its just people being funny in different ways, not just sketch, not just standup, not just characters, all of those things.

I thought they may have presumed too much knowledge of certain things for people who are not comedians. Like Montreal. A comic understands what it is and its importance, but someone else may not know about it.