Quotes from Suzanne Brockmann

What assignment?" Lucky asked. "If it's training an all-woman SEAL team, then, yes, thank you very much, I'm your man.

Comedy equals tragedy plus time

Why does it not surprise me that you talk during sex?

You know, I've seen 'Beavis and Butthead,' and I thought it was just some warped fictional exaggeration of male immaturity, but I can see now that the show is based on you.

What if I told you that you were a hundred percent wrong?' 'Wow,' she said. 'You are good. Talk about not being the bad guy in your own movie. 'You are a hundred percent wrong ,' she repeated, with a horrendous, over-the-top-Yankee-fied imitation of his barely-there drawl.

She was looking at the cab, looking right through me, and I knew that she was curious because she'd seen A.J. talking to me. Which, to her, looked an awful lot like A.J. was talking to himself. "Say, I gotta run, mom, I'll call you later, " I instructed the kid, and then pretend to hang up your phone.

But she was quick to add, "I'm not saying I believe you're related to Kid Gallagher—" "For the love ," I said, "of God . . . " "Jamie," A.J. interrupted her. "Not Kid. Jamie.

Hi, mom," he said. "I'm fine." "How are you? Are you still seeing . . .?" "Yep," A.J. said. "Jamie's sitting right here, next to me." "Let's freak her out, okay?" Jamie said, mischief glinting in his eyes as he popped away—which worked more to freak A.J. out.

She was going to let him in, going to give him everything he so desperately wanted, and take more form him than he'd probably dreamed he was capable of giving. - Molly to 'Jones'/Grady

Why are Marines like bananas?" Bobby asked. "Because they're both yellow and die in big bunches

Y'all can think of me as the voice of God. I say it, you obey it, or there'll be hell to pay.

Would you look at that? Richards is a woman. I hadn't realized. We better make her stay behind, Captain. She might get PMS and go postal.

God knows without hope, very few could survive.

After we got back to the office, I wanted to show you his picture, and I had one on my phone, but it was so small, so I downloaded it onto my computer. Or was that your computer? Wasn't that when you just got your Mac?" During the past year, Lindsey had become one of those obnoxious PowerBook users. Anytime anyone had trouble opening or downloading a file using their PC, Lindsey would nod and say, "That wouldn't happen with my computer.

Oh, man. Yeah, Wes was going to kill him. But before he did, Bobby would ask them to put four words on his tombstone : It Was Worth It.

Well," she said carefully. "Someday I'd like to get married and have a family, but--" "She does," Tasha informed her uncle. "She's pretty and she makes good sandwiches. You should ask her to marry you.

he would've gotten a bigger change of expression from the Lincoln head at Mount Rushmore.

he made a few deposits in a sperm bank.

She felt like a real bitch. But that was a good thing. Bitch was a good word. Women who were aggressive and strong were tagged as bitches. She should buy herself a T-shirt that read "Proud to be called a bitch.

She felt safer back here, separated from this man by four feet of shining wood.

Ah. That was what he was doing. Once they were beneath the covers, no one would be able to tell if they were making love or simply trying on each other's underwear. Especially if they turned off the lights.

I became an uncle when I was barely out of diapers myself," Izzy told her as he gathered up Ash's bag. "I speak baby at a high level of expertise, so we'll be fine. My cell phone's on. I won't be insulted when you call to check in, so do what you need to do. Call every five minutes, if you want. If I don't answer, it's because I'm dealing with a two-handed diaper of doom. I'll call you right back if that happens.

She'd also prepared by wearing her hair combed back severely from her face, and putting on her stiffest, highestcollared business suit. She all but carried a riding crop.

You know, it's not about not being afraid—it's about taking action despite the fear," he pointed out. "That's called courage.