Quotes from Fuzzy Zoeller

I've been on the tour for 23 years and anybody who knows me knows that I am a jokester.

The greatest thing about golf, there's no end to it unless you're dead. You just go from here to the Senior Tour.

There is something magical about that green coat. I mean that sincerely. It's a very special week, and being able to wear that green jacket. It's made my whole career. It's special.

It was Jack's and Tom Watson's day yesterday. But today, it's another day.

When things are going good they just keep going good.

There's a lot of great people out here, I just appreciate it and hope everybody has had fun because I've enjoyed my ride.

I hope everybody's had fun, because I've enjoyed my ride. I can tell you that. Now it's time to step aside and let some other young kid come in and win. Hopefully, they will, too.

When I hosted the dinner I served fast food hamburgers. It had nothing to do with black, white, purple, yellow, green race. it had nothing to do with Tiger or his family or his golf game.

If the pressure is getting to you, whistle. In a barely audible way. It's the best way I know of to let go of tension. Music gets your mind off the situation, and the act of whistling melts the tension out of your body.

I hate golf to be tricked up. To me it's a fun game.

They talk about Amen Corner but there's so much more to it than what meets the eye on this golf course.

At the British Open, I had my opportunities, but the ball just didn't want to go in the hole on the back nine.

It's nice to walk into a club and see your picture. Then you know you've done something good.

It's fun when the ball is going in the hole and things are going right, but it's a miserable game when things aren't going well.

I realize I'm not a machine. I'm going to make mistakes.

I'm glad I don't have to make a living farming. Too much hard work. Too many variables you don't have control over, like, is it going to rain? All I can say is, god bless the real farmers out there.

When you have strings, everybody pulls you here and pulls you there.

What's appropriate in America anymore?

Playing with friends is a victory.

I win everyday I'm out there.

Have a little fun. A few laughs.

Life is not a bowl full of cherries, there's good and bad stuff.

When I hosted the dinner I served fast food hamburgers. It had nothing to do with black, white, purple, yellow, green race. it had nothing to do with Tiger or his family or his golf game.