Quotes from Dave Chappelle

My generation is under-entertained.

Listen, here it is: Technically, I never quit. I'm seven years late for work.

You know you must be doing something right if old people like you.

They say love is more important than money…Have you tried paying your bills with a hug?

I care about the work I do. But I'm not going to say that money's not an issue.

If I put forth a legitimate effort, then I feel like, if that doesn't work out, that's all I can do.

I don't care if I ever work in TV again.

There's a lot of people who don't want anything from me but to laugh and have a good time. You see them at the show and they like - they dress up to come see your show and stuff. And they pack these auditoriums and it's a lot of fun, man. It's like, this is how I started, and it's still fun for me.

Most of the people around me have a vested interest in how much money I make. You know, so a celebrity could find themselves in a position where people could have meetings about their life without them involved. And when I say 'their life' I mean not their professional life either. They could talk about their personal life.

I don't really frick with Africa cause people are starving to death and that's not ballin' to me.

America, I appreciate you liking me.

My father told me 'Name your price in the beginning. If it ever gets more expensive than the price you name, get out of there.'

Dave! Relax! Close your buttcheeks!

Every black American is bilingual. All of them. We speak street vernacular and we speak 'job interview.'

I wish I had more hands, so I could give those titties four thumbs down!

Remember what the Bible says: He who is without sin, cast the first rock. And I shall smoketh it.