Quotes from Dan Quayle

Murphy Brown is doing better than I am. At least she knows she still has a job next year.

One word sums up probably the responsibility of any vice president, and that one word is to be prepared.

Public speaking is very easy.

Quite frankly, teachers are the only profession that teach our children.

Republicans understand the importance of bondage between a mother and child.

Space is almost infinite. As a matter of fact, we think it is infinite.

The American people would not want to know of any misquotes that Dan Quayle may or may not make.

We are ready for any unforeseen event that may or may not occur.

We don't want to go back to tomorrow, we want to go forward.

We have a firm commitment to NATO, we are a *part* of NATO. We have a firm commitment to Europe. We are a *part* of Europe.

We're all capable of mistakes, but I do not care to enlighten you on the mistakes we may or may not have made.

What a waste it is to lose one's mind. Or not to have a mind is being very wasteful. How true that is.

It's time for the human race to enter the solar system.

It is wonderful to be here in the great state of Chicago

What a waste it is to lose one's mind. Or not to have a mind. How true that is.

I love California; I practically grew up in Phoenix.

The Holocaust was an obscene period in our nation's history. I mean in this century's history. But we all lived in this century. I didn't live in this century.

Verbosity leads to unclear, inarticulate things.

I was recently on a tour of Latin America, and the only regret I have was that I didn't study Latin harder in school so I could converse with those people.

My friends, no matter how rough the road may be, we can and we will, never, never surrender to what is right.

It is not death that I'm apparently now succumbing to, but the rapid diminishment of lifeforce from this body of mine.

We will invest in our people, quality education, job opportunity, family, neighborhood, and yes, a thing we call America.

I have as much experience in the Congress as Jack Kennedy did when he sought the presidency.

We have a firm commitment to NATO, we are a part of NATO. We have a firm commitment to Europe. We are a part of Europe.