Quotes from Bill Burr

Michael Price is the showrunner so nobody works harder than him.

I'm a standup comedian who gets to act. I'm never going to not do standup. I love doing it and when I go through periods where I'm doing a lot of acting work, I still do standup.

If I can sell out clubs and theaters and play dirtbags in movies, and get blown up in a car or get the crap beat out of me in a movie, that's good for me; I'm good.

Business runs hot and cold so the more you're in charge of your own destiny, the better off you are.

Everyone should just drive out to the Mojave Desert and just experience it, and it's a fun place to live.

Podcasting is great. Total freedom.

My favorite kind of humor is basically, if it was happening to you, it wouldn't be funny, but to observe it, it's hilarious.

Your twenties is all about taking your childhood out on everyone that you run into.

There's no "brothers" when it comes to white people. We are just complete individuals. We don't care about each other. He's not my brother; my brother lives in Ohio - I don't know that guy.

I'm one of those guys like whatever the situation is, as long as people are cool and everybody is trying to be funny, I have a good time.