Quotes from Fred Willard

I'll talk your ear off if you recognize me.

I guess the essence of my comedy is to get into a very abnormal situation but act like it's normal.

I guess it's from going to Virginia Military Institute. I'm a good person to follow orders.

I think everyone has a door in their brain that says, 'Do not exit here.' If you go past it, you'll find all the dumb thoughts in there, all the stupid things that shouldn't be said. I've probably gone there more than anyone should in a given lifetime.

I just admire everybody and sit in awe and watch them.