Quotes from Frank Dane

Rome had Senators too, that's why it declined.

Life is strange. Every so often a good man wins.

A conservative is a fellow who thinks a rich man should have a square deal.

A liberal is a man who will give away everything he doesn't own.

The news of any politician's death should be listed under Public Improvements.

Rome had senators too, and that is why it declined.

In polite society one laughs at all the jokes, including the ones one has heard before.

Some have greatness thrust upon them, but not lately.

Time is money, especially when you are talking to a lawyer or buying a commercial.

The way to a woman's heart is through your wallet.

Preachers denounce sin as if it was available to everyone.

A conservative is a fellow who thinks a rich man should have a square deal.

A man who calls bullshit fertilizer.

A set of rules laid out by professionals to show the way they would like to act if it was profitable.

Blessed is he who talks in circles, for he shall become a big wheel.

Get all the fools on your side and you can be elected to anything.

Preachers denounce sin as if it was available to everyone.

The great American novel has not only already been written, it has already been rejected.

The news of any politician's death should be listed under Public Improvements.

The way to a woman's heart is through your wallet.

Nothing annoys a woman more than to have company drop in unexpectedly and find the house looking as it usually does.

Blessed is he who talks in circles, for he shall become a big wheel.

It is not necessary to have enemies if you go out of your way to make friends hate you.

Get all the fools on your side and you can be elected to anything.