Quotes from Joe Rogan

I talk so much about sex that girls just want to meet me.

Being a celebrity or anything else where you're really ambitious, it's really a game to see how successful you can get.

But it's hard for a chick to do comedy. It's not as open for them.

There's a classic story I tell about when I did the Man Show about the retarded conversations that you have with the executive producers and the network.

This country has a mental health problem disguised as a gun problem, and a tyranny problem disguised as a security problem.

It's a very strange thing when you make nature illegal.

There's a direct correlation between positive energy and positive results.

Build confidence and momentum with each good decision you make from here on out and choose to be inspired.

If I could, I would live in Houston, and I would encourage any comic starting out looking for a good place to develop to move there.

The key to happiness doesn't lay in numbers in a bank account but in the way we make others feel.

I never in my wildest imagination dreamed that I would somehow become a sports commentator.

I never want to compromise my act just to get a laugh.

Kindness is one of the best gifts you can bestow... We know that inherently that feels great.

We're constantly re-evaluating the potential for life. We're finding it where we didn't think it could exist, such as volcanic vents and other extreme conditions like under arctic ice. We're finding life in these incredibly harsh and dynamic conditions, so we're having to re-evaluate our own ideas of what's possible on this planet alone.

After this whole acting thing is over and done, you eventually have to be human. Some people are never human. It's very weird.

If you can lie, you can act, and if you can lie to crazy girlfriends, you can act under pressure.

One of the most fascinating lessons I've absorbed about life is that the struggle is good.

We have to start treating each other as if we are treating ourselves living another life.

Life is strange. You keep moving and keep growing. Before you know it, you look back and think, "What was that?"

To really appreciate life you got to know you're going to die.

I've been inspired by a shitload of people in my life so if there's ever anybody that I can inspire, to me that's a huge gift. To be able to turn that back around.

If life wasn't real it would be the craziest psychedelic trip ever

Live your life like you're the hero in your movie and right now.

The planet's spinning a thousand miles an hour around this gigantic nuclear explosion while these people roll these machines with rubber tires over this hard surface that we've laid down over the planet so that we can easily move ourselves back and forth.