Quotes from Julie Bowen

As a matter of fact, I get a little concerned about some of my anti-social habits.

I read books more than I go out. As a matter of fact, I get a little concerned about some of my anti-social habits. I will choose a night with Somerset Maugham or Russell Banks over a crowded bar any day.

I play a scientist in a futuristic world in which 99% of the men have been wiped out. As a result, the women are nearly all homosexuals and the children are cloned.

I read some article where Reese Witherspoon said, "If you're not yelling at your kids, you're not spending enough time with them." It made me feel so much better.

I really like putting the kids to bed. Everyone is cozy and snuggly. Nobody is giving anyone a hard time, and everybody reads.

I had many decades of me time and now I just don't have that anymore. There are days when I rail against it.

I would like to say that I am a very relaxed, loving person who is not competitive, but that's a lie!

I've worn some ugly shoes.

People are so easily impressed by running, but I run pretty frequently.

I'm incredibly lucky.

I always come across sounding like I hate my children. I actually love them very much.

I've had a little bad, bad media luck the new year. Well, apparently I'm dating Bill Clinton, which makes me nervous. I didn't know, though.

It's a war of attrition. If you have patience and a modicum of faith in yourself your chances are not too bad.

I'm on a strict gossip diet. No gossip websites, no gossip magazines. Otherwise, I find it paralyzing to exist.

I'm so not stylish by nature, but I've learned to work with what I have.

I was class mom at the preschool one year and I was pretty much asked not to do that again!

My parents had an old-fashioned ideal of college, that four years at a liberal arts college should be a liberal arts education.

I would love to do more movies, but the reality is women have many more opportunities on television to play a greater variety of characters.

Television is where the best work for women is right now. I would love to do more movies, but the reality is women have many more opportunities on television to play a greater variety of characters.

Children are like crazy, drunken small people in your house.

As I have gotten older, I've discovered the joys of being lazy.

Immaculate conception is the only way another kid is coming out of me!

There's an expression: Great is the enemy of the good. Sometimes in trying to be great, you make a mess of things.

I do find it odd people choose to do stuff that makes them look like crazy Hollywood faces, but I've got zero judgment.