Quotes from Chi Chi Rodriguez

A lot of guys out here are very serious, and God bless them, that's their personality. It's not a sin to be business-like.

Arnold Palmer and Jack Nicklaus - especially Arnie - he used to beat my brains out when we were young. In the end, I got even. I started beating him up. And that felt really good.

When Lee and Jack win, it is good for golf. When I win, it is better.

They have a new division where you have to be at least 80 years old. You play three days for a million dollars, one hole a day, and if you can remember what you shot, you win!

I read the greens in Spanish, but putt in English.

I never pray to God to make a putt. I pray to God to help me react good if I miss a putt.

Don't look for excuses to lose. Look for excuses to win.

When a man retires, his wife gets twice the husband but only half the income.

Golf is the most fun you can have without taking your clothes off.

I don't exaggerate - I just remember big

I'm getting so old, I don't even buy green bananas anymore

Golf is the only sport that a professional can enjoy playing with his friends. Can Larry Holmes enjoy fighting one of his friends?

Trevino is in a league by himself. We don't even count him. We figure when you come in second, you're a winner.

The first time I played the Masters, I was so nervous I drank a bottle of rum before I teed off. I shot the happiest 83 of my life

A golf ball is like a clock. Always hit it at 6 o'clock and make it go toward 12 o'clock. But make sure you're in the same time zone.

After all these years, it's still embarrassing for me to play on the American golf tour. Like the time I asked my caddie for a sand wedge and he came back ten minutes later with a ham on rye.

They claim red meat is bad for you. But I never saw a sick-looking tiger.

Playing golf is not hot work. Cutting sugar cane for a dollar a day - that's hot work. Hotter than my first wrist watch.

Don't look for excuses to lose. Look for excuses to win.

After all these years, its still embarrassing for me to play on the American golf tour. Like the time I asked my caddie for a sand wedge and he came back ten minutes later with a ham on rye.

I don't exaggerate - I just remember big