Quotes from Isaiah Mustafa

I write short stories. I write every day.

If a woman is into me, it usually takes me awhile to figure that out. She has to hit me over the head with it.

Listen, I'm a big fan of everything on NBC. When I think of comedy on TV, I really think of NBC.

What is good hair? It can be anything to anyone. Good hair is healthy hair, whatever you perceive that to be.

I'm a ninja! I like swords and knives and stuff like that.

Writers sometimes write things for me and I like to see what they write because I want to see what their take on my delivery is or what they think that I can do with something. So I kind of leave that to them.

I think commercials are something that everyone does to get out there and get a little bit of exposure, get their feet wet, and also pay the bills. So anytime you can be a part of a wonderful, fun commercial, that's just a bonus.

I don't sit down and have meals too often, unless I go out for dinner.

If you have the athletic ability, why waste it in one sport?

I do date quite frequently.

When a girl finally texts me back, that ding on the phone is like an angel singing.

I hope that my daughter grows up empowered and doesn't define herself by the way she looks but by qualities that make her a intelligent, strong and responsible woman.

I like hanging out with people.

I played football, honestly, to get a scholarship.

Who names themselves 'The Situation?' I do not take myself seriously like that - not in the least bit - that would be so pretentious.

People really love 'Madea' movies and get a kick out of them. They're phenomenally successful. People get excited when a new one's coming out.

I love acting. I love performing.

I will always smell good.

Sorry, I'm not much of a cook.

Anything is possible when your man smells like Old Spice and not a lady. I'm on a horse.

I'm OK with being the Old Spice Guy because before I was the Old Spice Guy I was the guy looking for work on his couch.

You know, I stopped being competitive after I played football.

Raising a daughter is hard work. There's no other way to describe it for me.

I believe there's nothing I can't accomplish.