Quotes from Doris Roberts

My awards are lovely. I love to show them off.

Everybody's a teacher if you listen.

You can't show me an ad on TV with hard bodies and say I have to buy that car. You have to tell me why that car is better and safer than another car.

Humor is imperative, more important than food. You have a choice when someone dies. You can lie down or get back into life. Do something for someone else.

I'm learning something all the time. That's the way I want it to go, and that's the way I'll go until I am no longer on this planet.

With my talent, I can make people laugh and give them another attitude about life. What a blessing that is for me.

I used to sit near Marilyn Monroe in the Actor's Studio. She'd get dressed up because that was her identity. Sad. Those cameras wouldn't leave her alone. She didn't know where to hide.

Don't let a suitcase filled with cheese be your big fork and spoon.

Everybody's a teacher if you listen.

With my talent, I can make people laugh and give them another attitude about life. What a blessing that is for me.

Humor is imperative, more important than food. You have a choice when someone dies. You can lie down or get back into life. Do something for someone else.

I think women are taught to ask permission about everything. We don't realize that we are entitled and we do have a say in our lives.

You can change my mind, but you gotta work harder at it.

If someone is mean, harmful, or evil, they're out of my life. I cross them out.

When I was in kindergarten, I had one line in a little play. I said, I am Patrick Potato and this is my cousin, Mrs. Tomato, and I heard laughter. I wanted to be an actress from that moment on.

When I go, if there's a tombstone it will say, She doesn't give in. She doesn't give up. And she never takes no for an answer.

My awards are lovely. I love to show them of.

Love them for who they are, and what they are they are; they are not you. Good stuff, isn't it? You have to live 73 years to get that.

I'm learning something all the time. That's the way I want it to go, and that's the way I'll go until I am no longer on this planet.

You know I'm an actress, not just a funny lady.

The minute you're born, you're getting older.

You can call me an older woman - I don't mind that at all - just don't call me an old one, because I'm not.

You can't show me an ad on TV with hard bodies and say I have to buy that car. You have to tell me why that car is better and safer than another car.

There's no magazine you open, unless its AARP, that shows a woman over the age of 45 in any other light, other than having to buy Depends or Viagra.